As I was sat having a well deserved break in my local coffee shop yesterday, I couldn’t help noticing a fellow’s furtive glances at me. I ignored his lascivious grin and carried on teasing the cream from my cake with my tongue. As I bent down to pick up my handbag up I noticed that that the split in my skirt had risen up further than it should have done and the lucky man had been getting an eyeful my FF stockinged thigh! I stood up, smiled at him, smoothed my skirt over my bottom, and walked straight past him on my way out. Filthy perv!